Here is a sampling of some one liners about Podiatrists from Twitter world
No one wants a footwear compliment from their podiatrist.
I’m “I love my podiatrist” years old
I can’t believe i know someone who’s going to see a podiatrist, which I believe is a doctor who prescribes podcasts
how do u tell ppl ur a podiatrist and expect them to take u seriously lol
I was halfway to the podiatrist when I realize I forgot to shave my legs.
I told him “I would apologize for not shaving my legs except I’m sure men never do so I’m not going to either”
He said “Leg hair is probably the least gross thing I encounter on feet”
When you had quite the day at work and think “Fuck it. Going out tonight!”…. then look at your taped up foot that the podiatrist said you must keep on for a week and think “Yeah that isn’t gonna look cute in heels.”

Joke: How do you tell when a podiatrist is lying?
His lips are moving.
Here’s a joke: Podiatry is not funny. It is a dirty DICTATORSHIP that one is best to stay away from. Specifically, Barry Block FINALY ADMITS what sentient men have stated for decades. That’s that podiatry SHOULD ADVANCE FROM A TECHNICIAN LEVEL TO A TRUE MEDICAL DOCTORAL LEVEL BY TAKING A CURRICULUM EQUIVALENT TO ALLOW USMLE PARTICIPATION. No kidding. Block repeats and copies (he’s made a fortune doing the un original) a poll that states 74% of foot technicians are not happy taking their NON MD exam and they WANT TO BE EQUIVALENT TO ACTUAL DOCTORS. Block ADMITS THE LEADERSHIP IS… Read more »
Wow, for him to admit that I guess Barry’s lifeboat is on the cusp of the vortex of the drain. Too little, too late. I suggest you gradiates go back for a six-month fellowship in fingernails at your local cosmetology school. That way you’ll still have a way of paying back all of those stupident loans. Don’t forget to wear your masks when grinding, Wang Chung’s salon doesn’t have vacuums…
The trade is the people. DP WTFS. Dumber than stale dog shit.
The NEW podiatry. Sort of like the NEW buggy whip-
What’s the code for economic sodomy?