These are the top 10 reasons from PM News recent survey
1. My welfare check was late.
2. I ain’t got no ride.
3. My parole officer needed to see me. See, I ain’t got no monitor no more.
4. My bitch was chasin me for money.
5. I been pissin all the time with that new medicine my doctor gave me. It’s called hydra something.
6. I had a doctors appointment.
7. Couldn’t find my shoes.
8. Olvide’ senior doctor.
9. I went to my dermatologist. Her NP said to see a foot doctor to clip my toenails. Can you do my fingernails while I’m here ?
10. I broke my baby toe and went to the urgent care. Here’s my x-rays. They taped my toe, did an MRI, gave me this boot to wear. They told me to follow up with a podiatrist.
no. 11 The Podiatrists office secretary called me to say I cannot come since I lost my health insurance but if I bring 350 in cash they will see me.
no. 12 The Podiatrist office called and said not to come in ,the doctor was in the OR handling trauma cases all night and needs some sleep. translation: ( Medicaid patient with ingrown nail)
no. 13 Nursing home patients had extra long nails to cut, please re-schedule. The lower extremity surgeon will see you next week to cut your nails.
I like # 13
The bars on the windows and door scarred me away Mr foot man. Where ‘s the nearest collision center ma brotha, oh, it’s near mr foot man’s bissnaz. we out
Where the hell does Ron Raducanu work now ? Still at Lawrence Levine’s office ?
Yup. Sad fcker
https://www.foothealthcenters.com/our-doctors
YES. The author of How to talk to drug dealers and give him pizza appears to still be there.
Went to see a real doctor, an MD orthopedist. Not a Dp wtf
We are the specialist of the ankle and foot, so says Yaron Raducanu.
#9
 are right on. #8- Haven’t seen the past tense of “forget” in Spanish since high school! but with the Mexican insurgents and the new BOARDER TOWN QUACK FOOT COLLEGE at the Tx. Rio Grande I may have to brush up.
“Yo tengo dolar”, or is it DOLLAR!