Podiatry on Broadway
To be sung to the tune of “There’s no Business Like Show Business”. Please sing when inspired by the shoe of the day. Even if you’re not a fat or gay guy or excited by shoe photos.
There’s no business
Like shoe business
Just ask the PM News
You can see the pictures
As they all write in
Creams and lotions fixtures
Where chiropody had been
There’s no business
Like corn business
Just sell, some arch supports
Ivar Roth is crazy
Elliott is a fool
APMA is crooked
And Barry Block a tool
There’s no business
Like foot business
Just look at shoe of the day
We can say we’re doctors
Trimming nails all day
Selling fake orthotics
Wherever people pay
There’s no business
Like toe business
We wish we were M.D.’s
David Armstrong’s photo
For the millionth time
Fungal nail solutions
To make those toenails shine
There’s no business
Like pod business
Just ask the BAKO lab
There’s no business like shoe business
Now go on with the show
Go on with the show
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Podiatry: It’s a direct reflection of degenerate and debased america.
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Podiatry: It’s a direct reflection of the PTSD that medical school rejection does to so many and the psychological destruction that podiatry’s UNFULFILLMENT engenders in those who are frustrated by not being able to practice to a full licensed capacity.