Podiatry and Coronavirus. Other than catching the disease, what else can a podiatrist do?
Donate your steri-shoe inventory that didn’t sell to a local hospital. The UV light will kill the virus. At least your feet won’t get Coronavirus, according to every Dermatological Podiatry expert.
Can you imagine being in a hospital, with Coronavirus killing your lungs, and Elliott Udell, DPM is your doctor ? Or Ira Krause, DPM ? Can you imagine that ?
I believe toenail fungus lasers can be used to kill the Coronavirus. If you start on the toe and work proximal, this may be a covered service.
Sign up for the next FABI meeting to learn how. Special reduced rate $1,600. 50% refund if you die prior to the meeting. Oh, and be sure to wear a mask while touring the Weil Palace in Chicago. Toilet paper not included.
Patrick DeHeer, DPM the podiatric pugilist has incontrovertible evidence that Coronavirus patients suffer from equinus. Governor Cuomo has cancelled his request for ventilators. 3,000,000 equinus splints will be shipped instead.
Do you think that we will soon have an American Society of Podiatric Virologists ? Will Warren Joseph, DPM be President and put together the take home test for admittance ?
Great news !! Just because you went to podiatry school for 4 years, did a 3 year podiatric residency, and failed the podiatry surgery boards, doesn’t mean you can’t pass your boards in internal medicine. Does it ?
With the expanded scope of practice, members of the Association of Extremity Nerve Surgeons will be doing craniotomies and multiple level spinal decompression and fusions. After all, PA’s can do them. Right ?
I can see it now. The letters to PM News. “I have a patient with a big hard lump under the ribs of his right side. He’s all yellow in the eyeballs. Have any of the readers seen this ? Any suggestions ? “
Tractographs will not be required while triaging ED patients for Coronavirus. That is unless your name is Dennis Shavelson, DPM
You may donate to the Jeffrey Lehrman, DPM I ain’t got no place to lecture relief fund. Send donations to Executive Director, James Christina, DPM
Hey, all you guys with the fake MD degree’s. You been busy seeing Coronavirus patients now that seminars are cancelled ? I didn’t think so.
I thought AmeriGel cures everything ? Where’s Dr. Jonathon Moore when we really need him ?
APMA : Just when you thought we hit rock bottom, we reach a new low.
red shoe, motorcycle shoe, funny shoe, silly shoe, high heel horrors, larry shoe. shyster shoe. barrister shoe. mentally ill shoe, car shoe, shit shoe, dog shoe, horse shoe, bikini shoe, flip flop of the day. Read some propaganda. Then go back to sleep.
A lot of foot technicians are still asleep. Of course their brains never were that awake from the get go. The EVIDENCE (formerly suppressed by Barry Block) is seeping out slightly but you have to search it out carefully. Start with “back to the future”. The future of podiatry is DISMAL, SO PODIATRY SCHOOLS ARE GOING BACK “TO THE OLD COUNTRY”. Look at the New York Franchise location. Yesterday it was a Glitzy Gala Ball. Today its a MULTI CULTURAL Cook off. Where’s the medicine? Where’s the academics? Where are the U.S. students? The reason they’re having a MULTICULTURAL COOK… Read more »
An EMERGENCY situation is evolving from the ‘Stay-at-Home’ orders. Initially reported by Benny Ruptcha, DPM who spent two weeks watching reruns of Jerry Springer and developed: Ass crack landing him at the local emergency department. Nursing staff were called to triage, gasped at the tissue between his butt cheeks coining the term The Benny Butt. Yes, ass-crack fever is creeping up on stay home people—Although claiming to have been “studying his ass off” yielding a massive tissue breakdown. He commented on the toilet paper he was unable to acquire. He told the hospital staff that he’d be on COVID front… Read more »
Boomer remover
Nice eddy but(butt) .. place an orthotic between ass cheeks to be in ass neutral ?
If you post the orthotic near the Johnson, you can see the barrister
Great advice Sybly. Going with ROHADUR because the cork leather and silastic can cause constipation.
How about place some nail clippings in the metal basket next to the Ritter , then throw it up in the air like you just don’t care?
Metal nail pan metal nail pan, no back up plan for stan. Up and down on the ritter. side to side with your glitter, get that astroglide, dont have to hide, because it’s time to play, residumpsey director is away. get that fat footy residunce and have some fun on the ritter, wipe up the mess with that chuck. chucka khans, hear me roar, hear to score. Metwo feet.
Sorry if this posts twice. APMA strongly discourages hospital and regulators from “declaring all podiatric procedures “ as nonessential.” APMA 100 plus year history a little late ….
It’s the truth. A useless, duplicative not really needed, CONniving profiteer US poorfession. dp wtfery
This announcement is 100 years late or so . APMA strongly discourage hospital and regulators from “declaring all podiatrist procedures “ as nonessential.”
Man, you poor New Yawk city dwellers. Crammed in like 9 million sardines. I never abided by the wisdom of a concept of tenement living, crammed subways, streets littered with garbage and “homeless was a smart city. It’s a city where a guy can COPY newspaper ads re print them and sell advertising space. Just a useless middleman. Very New York flim flamy, gossamer, meaningless business. Of course, that density allowed cons to flourish like CORONA with their shell games, street corner umbrellas and absurdly expensive taxis. With such a density the percentage of gullible is higher than elsewhere and… Read more »
Lol. Right on. How’s governor meatball doing? Mama Mia. My cousin Pody. yo vinny, grab yo crotch and get a Slice of 27$ Plus tax pizza. Mama Mia. let them all rot in their useless, rip off, gossamer businesses, and hyper concentrated living ugly apartments with tons of homeless. Enjoy the new yaawk shitty.. Fakes, frauds, and phonies. The garbage collector of the world. Guillable doesn’t Even describe 1/2 of it. It’s a Harry shlock paradise. Scum bag. Mama pody.
Robert brings up a good pt. Many have a certain podiatry look to them. Like a fraud look, a liar, a cheat, a grifter, carnie look. The never quite look you in the eye. The I know something you don’t know conartist look. The insurance salesman financial ‘planner’ look. The hair tonic look. used car dealer, stereo salesman, rug dealer. The kiosk in the shit house shopping mall look. The candle shop look. My cousin vinnie look. The Constanza look. The podiatry look.foot Gypsies. . Just one look that’s all it took.
Sorry fellas, in time of a crisis the foot business will have to sit on the shelf. Not even a gonif can make it! The real doctors, not a problem.
So I guess in time like this, even Hal Ornsteen fails.
Breaking news dr livery,Joseph,Armstrong and Rogers propose : Pandemic diabetic foot triage system! ( article they wrote and yes with billing codes). covid game changer!??!!
Scum. They were hustlers. Conniving US profiteers and opportunists. Predictable.
I have never been MORE ASHAMED OF PODIATRY than today. The utter desperateness. The utter rejection of reality. The utter silencing of the truth once again PROVES PODIATRY IS A NON DOCTORAL, NON ACADEMIC ENDEAVOUR THROUGHOUT A LARGE SECTION OF IT’S TRADE. Just read how childish podiatry is. In these desperate quarantined times the foot franchise in NEW YAWK holds a “glittery gala ball”. Celebrating what? Another year of a profitable CON on the consumer? Their vapid useless-ness in an emergency? That they’ve been getting away with a LIE for 3/4 of a century and getting rich off the lie?… Read more »
Gala ball!? For what exactly? Fraud? Misrepresentations? Did anyone see the shysters red high heel danger motorcycle? It could be mental illness or a clever way to appeal to advertising money. Elderly shyster Who’s life purpose was propaganda and getting money off of podiatry by not doing it. Make a joke out of it. Pos
Mr Jokeseph can read a prepared drug dealer slide set. Cheerleader with some minor critiques. then collect the honarium. Go team.
Why doesn’t Barry Block print TRUTHS LIKE THESE? Is he more interested in his OWN MONEY STREAM from advertisers than interested in Podiatry’s honesty and evolution? Is he one of the BAD MEN who wants to keep podiatry the way it is because he has a MONETARY INTEREST in its Mediocrity ? BTW: That’s a RHETORICAL QUESTION.
Watch that dow, go bow wow. see that mo, no mo. Watch that shitty 401k trap become a 4k. What shoulda do? what should do? read barry’s news? What shoulda do? shoulda I open, shoulda I close, should I clip greta fetid toes, wear my mask, were’s the astronaut suit, how shoulda bilk, mean bill, whats the code for this and that, ooooops, just took a craaap. whats that dow, go bow wow. see that mo, no mo. watch that shitty 401k trap become a 4k. where ma flag, wave it proud. cuz ima dee pee emmm. the dee the… Read more »
Here is a better headline>>>>. There is no such thing as a legitimate residency in Podiatry……not ACGME approved ! Basic idea is schedule cases for your director to make money off of. Do research papers . What? Idiotic. roam the hospital and say your in a vascular surgery rotation. The whole gig is to get the surgery numbers, doesn’t matter if there is any pathology and if you don’t get the numbers…..make them up…cpme has no clue how we manipulated numbers at my residency. Three years……what a waste !!!
10000000%. Or go the hospital library and read papers after roaming the halls.
BINGO!!!!! “Basic idea is schedule cases for your director to make money off of.” “Roam the hospital and your say you’re on_________rotation. LOL Yaaah right. That is exactly the podiatry “residents” role–the resident term is name only to confuse/pretend/just like ACGME real residencies. The AMA does NOT consider DP WTF “residency” they call it post-graduate training. Sorry, DPWTFS better fetch that water and coffee for the real docs during Thomas Hanks Disease.
FACS…do pod trainees have a clue?
https://www.facs.org/member-services/join/fellows/fellowreq
Denial of Application: Dear Mr John Smith, Dmp, you have non congruent training for FACS. You attended a podiatric training school and not medical school. Also, you attended podiatry post -graduate training not an accredited ACGME ABMS residency training. Please contact your podiatry clubs for potential associations. Those holding ODs, DPTs, DCs, NDs, and DMPs are not permitted to join the society. Following this denial of your application, the applicant may not submit a new application. Applicants who have received a denial of their application may not request an appeal if they obtained non-congruent training, such as Dmp. The Board… Read more »
Thanks eddy the FACS has ethical code i.e no pod zone!
PODIATRIST THAT VOLUNTEERED TO HELP IN VIRUS PANDEMIC DIES An Indianapolis Podiatrist who volunteered in the local ER has died of self inflicted wounds. At 7;20 am yesterday , J.J. Pod DPM was caught scanning insurance cards with his phone in the ER and sending out RX for diabetic shoes. Insisting that proper shoe gear will prevent covid-19, he read that in PM News. Upon being discovered he was forced to start an IV on himself which he did not know how to do and lacerated both Ulnar and radial arteries and bled to death while clutching his phone and… Read more »
Other than being profiteers and opportunists, what real purpose did podiatrists serve?
Back in the day they dealt with disgusting stinky sweaty piss-ridden toe-cheesed feet that no one else in healthcare wanted to touch.
Clipping toenails.
An expertise in shalooping—The ability to shave a corn or callus. For over a hundred…maybe thousands of years a shalooper, even for the Pharaohs was called in. Consider Issac Zacharie (sp) who shaved Abe Lincoln’s corns and calluses. Corns, in some bizarro way—may some day be considered as serious as farting a peanut. As Blim Shlampody, DSC once said: “If you can’t do a good job shaving a corn after a good whirlpool what are you worth, huh Mr Dr. Chiropodist in 1936.” He was later indicted for conspiracy with nazis in an effort to cripple corn sufferers with toxic… Read more »
If you cant clippem joinem.
BARRY BLOCK IS AN IDIOT! HE IS THE APRIL FOOL! He makes fun of Dr. Fuaci, M.D. in a puerile stupid attempt to use an APRIL FOOLS JOKE FOR FILLER BECAUSE THERE IS SO LITTLE ELSE OF VALUE IN PODIATRY DURING THE COVID CRISIS. Block prints that FAUCI TELLS HIM TO STOP PRINTING SILLY STORIES. Fauci wouldn’t talk to Block or even let Block trim his toenails. Barry Block and his PM News are famous for SILLY STORIES AND PICTURES OF SHOES. Everyday, except Saturday, Barry BLOCK makes podiatrists look like (April) FOOLS . Don’t have a broad enough license?… Read more »
A running dog lackey. AFAB
That’s our one and only one, Barry Shylok.
Baseball cap: Brain Empty.
That is a Podiatry Management baseball cap. Correct ?
But I believe Dr. Shylok’s head is empty without a baseball cap.
Does anyone think the Propaganda nebbish Will retire? If not, what evidence would make him consider retiring? When does a DP consider retiring? Or can they even retire?
Hell NO Ira. Barry Shylok is going to bypass Boot’s Horowitz record of 87 years of age.
Eddy presents an interesting moral-medical-social dilemma. One that has been diluted and changed since the interpolation of insurance between the patient and the DOCTOR. Prior to the CORN U COPIA of coin spewing from insurance companies, DOCTORS were depicted as ‘STRUGGLING’, DEDICATED, HARD WORKING, HUMANITARIAN, NEAR RELIGIOUS SACRIFICIAL ZEALOTS. The lone DOCTOR in his horse and buggy making house calls rarely getting paid is still an iconic image of the “physician”. Only the most dedicated chose that life in that era. Why would someone CHOOSE the economically poor, socially isolated life of a NUN? PRIEST? OR MONK? Yet a section… Read more »
Listen to R. Sage advice and critical thinking. R never would be leader , master, famer, leader of the plaque, smiling badge dipshit wtf……in the P. He’s too intelligent and knows the real deal. Hip to jive. That’s why he was minimized, marginalised, trivialized. He’s dangerous to their myths. And weasel AFAB-, he will never ever change. His DNA is shyster / propagandist. Spinning nonsense happy talk stories like fake gold on a dry turd. Hamster wheeling into oblivion. Reality is my friend. Fuck politics. Fuck everything that deceives. The only Thing we have is truth. Whither podiatry. Good riddance.
“The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.”
Winston Churchill
“But I CAN practice beyond my scope… I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express”. Wow. If the DippyDPMs want to do that as far as cleaning up, pushing gurneys, getting coffee, etc. then definitely they should practice out of their scope. Anything else, hell no. Not trained in the system, they would get in the way.
I can so envision an article in the JAPMA “Hullux Valgus as a co-morbidity to Covid-19”
Position statement? Missonary Style Statement? House of delegates? House of Cards? All pompous sounding bs. Wipe ur ass with it bc that’s all it’s worth. How are those fees-dues payments working out? Lifers were blind to reality. The wool was their eyes.
There WAS little to no use for that odd triad. Look at facts and announcements for the med corps. Dp wtfs go away please. You’re not needed. Ho hustle plastics will to Helga or hustle ‘special’ pillows like religious zealots on the idiot box.
Imagine how crappy things look now, and then consider how cheerful they’ll be in a few months. Even if pod boards gave pods MDs, would they really want to go to the front lines? MD/DO/NP, etc., are getting infected left and right…Oh, just imagining how pods would present their ‘usefulness’—Maybe starting IVs [that’s what MD/DO surgical residents are being conscripted to do because plenty of nurses are afflicted. Imagine being exposed and bringing it home to loved (or not so loved ones?) This tragic situation may have some humanitarian intentions, but many pod derm and other practices – you can’t… Read more »
Stimulation plan, lawyered up lingo gimmicks=More debt slavery. They made their feces ridden bed in a fake house. Respectfully Disagree Eddy, you had a failed society based on only 1 thing. Tom Hanks disease brought out that 1 thing to the fore. Enjoy the sht show. They wanted this 1 thing so badly. Darwinism at work.
Rosenslum, reasonable folks can disagree—Besides, I tend to ramble and drift in many of my posts. Can’t disagree that debt slavery and smartphones and fico scores and keeping up with keeping up.
Thank you Brother. Stay strong mentally and physically. And don’t do what every other idiot does. Sheeple.fug em. There will likely be come to Jesus moments for many Americans, or maybe just more bail outs?
Didnt conartist « senators » like slimestein and others sold their millions of stocks with an incredible coincidence right before the crash!? Now work hard, play it clean, pay all those taxes, and fill out lots and lots of forms.
Consider all the people/Wall Streeters who sold the market short around the time of 911—(I learned that in the James Bond movie–probably the best redo—CASINO ROYALE. I suppose if they were spinning the Magic Bunion Wheel, Bond, and his woman, Vespa—among the most attractive Bond babe—would’ve got it spinning. Back then, after 911 lots of folks made lots of money suggesting prior knowledge (shit, I’ve been watching too many Youtube conspiracy videos)…too looned out from this quarantine crap—
Nothing. Podiatry was pants down. It offered nothing of “essential” value.