Recent suggestions that the intestinal biome may be responsible for mental and cognitive disorders may have podiatry implications.
In other words, is podiatry simply a case of some bad shit ? Apparently it’s possible !We contacted German fecal transplant expert Heinrich VonImpaction to discuss the matter. “Yes, ve are of ze opinion dat bad bowels may cause da bad tinking be zee in da podiatrist. Ve took fecal specimen from a famous pediatric expert Clueless de Carol.
Ve found bad bad poop germs causing bad tinking. Ve transplant good crap. Now he better man”. Dr. VonImpaction continued. “He vill not no longer put da children in deez bull shit plastic tings. He now inform dad parents dat da child vill grow vidout da foot pains”.We asked Dr. VonImpaction of any other success stories. “Ya ve do. Ve had crazy man wid mass theory. He say E= MC 2 show how important mass is to energy.
Den he say 1|2 MV 2 show ve cannot move wideout da mass. So he propose mass teory. Ve study him, problem is he full of da bad shit.
Ve transplant him. Now he tell patients to get over da counter arch supports and verking in Das good fussen store.” What of the future? Dr. VonImpaction was cautiously optimistic.
“Ya, if ve clean up das shit podiatry will be much better. Ve studies da APMA officers. Ve may be able to help dis but very difficult problem. De so full of bad shit ve bill require much transplant. Also, many of dem wiz very very large intestines”. So there is hope for podiatry. Interestingly, PM News is in the forefront. After all, who has more podiatry shit ?
I just saw a new patient today who wanted a second opinion on a PV, as she was going to another poddie for months. Tx’ing at home with q month visits to the wtf for the big chill. A simple mosaic. I tx’ed her, told her what to get OTC, RTO prn. Her copay is $30; she told me she felt like she was getting played at the other joint. ‘Ya think? Even the patients w/a modicum of common sense can figure this one out.
As a podiatrist I’m accustomed to being 2nd rate but when I talk about FOOT TECHNICIANS I feel brilliantly prescient. Below I commented that even if I said 1+1= 2 some sick technician would give it a negative vote AND THEY DID! It’s easy to be right when talking about Podiroquackery. NON OBJECTIVE, EMOTIONAL, BRAINWASHED, PODIATRISTS ARE UNABLE OR UNWILLING TO LOOK AT BOTH SIDES OF AN ISSUE. THEY BECOME REACTIVE WHEN THEIR DREAM IS INTERRUPTED BY THAT PESKY THING CALLED REALITY. Yeah, you put in your 4years (could’ve been an M.D. in the same time) and many of you… Read more »
98.7% are bad men. The rest suffer in silence and smile-nod. Dp wtf was a lame excuse for a failed dream, and that’s really it’s”purpose”.
There’s 3 sides to every story, not 2. Yours, mine, and the truth. Bc truth hurts podiatrists can’t move ahead. Most believed their lies. They were stuck at a certain level of maturity where growth was not an option. Podiatrists couldn’t handle truth. It was weird to say least. They rolled around in excrement and got wildly excited about bunions, diabetic salvations, and shoes. Look at their faces, their actions, their empty gestures. That sick smile. The bald Kojak look. That gap tooth. That bow tie bullshit. The token oriental girl to tick the quota box. Like the tv show… Read more »
Well, the fecal impaction theory is as good as any other I’ve heard. Actually, I haven’t heard much from the APMA OR QUACK SCHOOLS about WHY PODIATRY IS FALLING BEHIND P.A.’s. Up until now I’ve attributed it to low grades, low MCATS, and a BUSINESS type personality. Maybe IT IS attributable to their intestinal biome! Unfortunately, podiatry doesn’t have enough REAL RESEARCHERS TO SELF INTROSPECT, so once again we’ll have to rely on MD’s AND Ph.D.’s to tell podiatrists what’s wrong with them. 2 decades of BARRY BLOCK’s repetitive talk about socks, sweaty feet, fake awards, and upcoding demonstrates podiatry… Read more »
Podiatry was to real Medicine as the wwf was to the NBA
They were all part of the con. Hugely in debt and had to believe. Then buy a mortgage, get some kids, expensive wife, and presto, you’re fkd!