Let’s see. We have Lynn Homely-Sack and Cindy Pizza-Brain telling you what to do with no patients.
You have Rem Jack-Ass and the AAPPM notes telling you to upcode and make up diagnoses for money.
Elliott the Idiot and Dr. Nimrod when you to biopsy purple toes.
In fact, to prove this is stupid, you have Elliott the Idiot call Rhett Ribeye-Otsky “a genius”.
These people will get you nowhere.
Here are ideas guaranteed to make you moolah.
1. Drive through laser toenail surgery.
Why not. Foot out the car window. Laser out the office window.
2. Advertising on face masks.
Surprised Peter Wishnie-Washy and Droll-While Jr. haven’t started this already.
Offer free masks with your office name and address printed on the mask.
3. Anti-Covid-19 ! Amerigel.
So the virus spreads by respiratory droplets. And just where do the droplets go ?
Down. And what is down there ? Feet, that’s what.
Anti-Covid-19 shoe covers, nail polish, and Jonathan Moore-On study proven anti-viral Amerigel.
Big sellers here. Look for the ads coming soon in PM News.
4. Pedicures with virus protection
Now, the pedicure shops are shut down.
And the Chinese and Vietnamese restaurants are also closed. So what do you do ?
Simple genius really. Look, women need their nails done. And just where can they get their nails done now ?
You got it. Let them do nails in your office. Advertise this ! Why not ? Take 50% as “rental”.
Shit, you can even self refer. Use anti-Covid19 nail polish only. Sold separately at reception desk.
5. Sell PM News and Podiatry Today to patients. There is after all a toilet paper shortage.
It would be the best use of these two crap publications in years. You might even consider APMA News.
I think I’ll keep that myself. I’d like to wipe with the picture of the new Prez on the cover.
Too slippery is the paper you say ? So is the APMA BOD.
Like realtors, Podiatry was the shit flavored lollipop.
WTF! The podiatry business is heading south with Barry Block as Rudolph the Red Shoe Reindeer. I think I take back my request to change our letters. Anything more medical would be a mockery. The Shoe lovers and liars have podiatry under their control. Podiatrist Bender says she looking for MONEY FROM VARIOULS SOURCES and she’s called the ‘BUSINESS OWNER’. Well at least that’s more accurate then saying she’s a doctor. A recent quack school grad is cleaning his mothers fingerganils in his garage and looking forward to starting his apprentice ship in Feet. Well, enjoy the fingernails because once… Read more »
R.N., DDS, M.D., D.C.. Nearly everyone recognizes and knows these titles. DPM? Nearly NO ONE knows what that means or recognizes it. Isn’t it time the APMA, QUACK SCHOOLS, et. al. CHANGE THE LETTERS so at least, if the license and scope doesn’t change, at least the degree can be recognized as having SOME association with medicine? PMD? MDP? Suggestions? Zealots are always talking about being “just like”. Could we perhaps have a diploma that’s even “a little like” a DOCTORS? Just think, quack school administrators. You could actually do something for a change AND IT WOULDN’T JEAPORDIZE YOUR CUSHY… Read more »
Does the average joe recognize the Dp wtf post surname thing? No.
Podiatric truth IS FUNNY. Love the COVID shoe cover and anti viral nail polish idea. Good chance some business tech will try to make money scaring and misleading his customers. Nice profession. When you’re NON ESSENTIAL and mainly ELECTIVE, shoe pictures and sales gimmicks follow and are ok. Right lifers?
Make sure you wear shoes. Be careful of stress fractures as an old fart, wear good socks. Wipe your ass post deuce. Shit on real estate sales scum ‘agents’, shit on scum podiatrists. Harry’s news.
You cannot use PM magazine for toilet paper. It is already full of shit
Podiatry was The shit flavored lollipop.
Lie, cheat & steal–