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ASPM and Podogeriatrics !

ASPM and Podogeriatrics !

The American Society of Podiatric Medicine.Question:
How many members are in the society ?
How many dues paying active members ?
Betcha less than 100.
Betcha betcha betcha. Can’t you see the topics ?
Update on old toenails.
Update on old skin.
Update on old shoes.
Update on old bones.
Update on old arteries.
What kind of car should I drive to cut toenails on old people ?
Do patients look to see what kind of car their podiatrist drives.
Why old people forget their appointments.
Why old people fall down and what you as a podiatrist can’t do about it.
Why I’m a friggin idiot. Yeah.

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robert bijak
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robert bijak

IF…. podiatry is “the” specialist of the foot, and IF…. PM News is truly the VOICE OF PODIATRY, then why is there such a great DISPARITY between the TALK of “SURGERY”, LIMB SALVAGE, and FOOT DISEASE with the REALITY of daily PM NEWS stories ABOUT SHOES, SOCKS, SWEATY FEET, AND PROFITS? WHICH IS TRUE MR. NEW WTF AND STUDENT wtf? WHO’S LYING? SOMEONE IS LYING IN THE PODIATRY TRADE. Is Barry Block lying about podiatry? Is podiatry lying about itself? Who would take the chance on entering a TRADE that is intrinsically UNSAVORY, RUN BY BAD MEN, AND BORN FROM… Read more »

Podiatry 2019
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Podiatry 2019

Level of “intellect” 2019: Make sure you have warm shoes for the autumn says Y podiatrist, wet socks can cause foot irritation, wear dry socks says C podiatrist, make sure you buy shoes that your toes can wiggle in, says D podiatrist, when you clip your toenails, cut them straight across and don’t go to nail salons says S podiatrist. Back to school foot facts by Z podiatrist. Having diabetes, is like having a foot heart attack says bald fake “md” podiatrist. Don’t forget to slather sun tan oil on those feet says T podiatrist. Question: why are there so… Read more »

robert bijak
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robert bijak

Traum, you sound like a Renaissance Romantic! There is something cozy about a room full of books and a real wood burning fireplace. Especially if there an orthotic grinding wheel in the corner.

Reality......it’s Traumatic
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Reality......it’s Traumatic

Thank you R. You’re a gentleman of integrity.

robert bijak
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robert bijak

Yeah Thanh, that called BIOMECQUACTICS and “gods” like Kevin Kirby fly all over the world talking about it. Last PM news he talked about B.L. heel pain BASED ON HIS OWN HEEL PAIN!! He said it was anecdotal and what he felt. Really Scientific. Just like QUACK, FAKE DOCTORS. Cotton Socks, wider shoes, lower heels. Bone Tumors? Whoa! Send it to an M.D ORTHOPEDIC ONCOLOGIST. Don’t the OWNERS OF THE FOOT (the wtf’s) have PODIATRIC foot oncologists? Or, when that toenail melanoma spreads, a PODIATRIC LYMPHOBLASTIC SURGEON? It’s all a LIE. It’s all RHETORIC to “LOOK JUST LIKE”. Man, we… Read more »

Thanh Dumh
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Thanh Dumh

“Make sure that there is some extra room at the front of the shoe for two reasons,” ” Number one: when we stand, the arch is going to flatten and expand a little, and number two: children’s feet are actively growing a little; however, you don’t want to buy a shoe too big as that creates other problems.”

That’s todays dupetrist. Blown away with such profound insight and tertiary thinking. Whew wee. DP WTFERY.

Honey Stone Bone
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Honey Stone Bone

And your brilliant brilliant brilliant quote was from a podiatrist press release copied by Barry and pasted in his daily comic news blast.
Let me ask Barry a question : Would a foot/ankle orthopedist discuss that with the parents of their child ?
Why don’t you hear ortho/plastic hand surgeons constantly talking about gloves or mittens ?
Or ophthalmologist constantly talking about proper fitting eye glass frames ?

Reality.........it's Traumatic
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Reality.........it's Traumatic

Ways to rid yourself of USians/dp wtfs and perhaps, live a life with some meaning–would add the importance of beautifying one’s environment. Not with plastic foot swill or cartoonish american sales tactics like pink crap. We have no problem with people who choose to adopt the minimalist lifestyle, in a kind of Zen spirit. But we personally find it necessary to be surrounded by a certain number a hand-crafted, beautiful things. For example, we hate those cheapy Ikea desks and bookcases, they look so mass produced and utilitarian. Due to dp wtf loans and the USian debt lifestyle just to… Read more »

Honey Stone Bone
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Honey Stone Bone

And Elilot Udell from New York is the President of the American Society of Podiatric Medicine. Maybe the society should crown Barry Block again and make him an extra extra extra extra life fellow.
And then Barry can run the automobile survey at their next meeting.

Stupid honorary life fellow, Barry and Mommy’s Son with the Jew Fro concerned about impressing patients with his automobile.

Sad and sick. And yes, Seth that would be the lecture topics at there next meeting of probably less then 100 make believe doctors.

Idiot Usmell
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Idiot Usmell

Hi! It’s Idiot Usmell. What kind of car should i buy to impress patients? Should I buy or lease? thank you!! Am at the barber, have to trim that jew fro. Got to go back to the office to clip, my mommy is still there! Thanks!!!

ToeLegit2Quit
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ToeLegit2Quit

What NEW knowledge is coming out of podiatry? Sans sales/scare tactics, coding bullshit, new computer bullshit, etc.ANY NEW KNOWLEDGE that helps promote care coming out?

Sybly
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Sybly

No podiatrists borrow or steal real medicine -then call our own.

robert bijak
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robert bijak

Can’t you lifers see the desperateness of FAILING PODIATRY? It clings to any title, any association with medicine BUT DOES NOT REACH THE LEVEL WORTH THE ASSOCIATION. Gerontologists? I must have missed the class on Amyloid deposition and tangling associated with Alzheimer’s in Podiatric Neuro-gerontolgy. Podiatry takes everything from REAL medicine and places the ADJECTIVE PODIATRIC in front of it. Podiatry walks in the shadows of Mainstream Medicine like a Middle Eastern Woman walks a step or two BEHIND the titular head. Again, aside from corns, calluses, pads, tape, and biomechquatic arch supports, (ie. chiropody), every thing else is a… Read more »

Sybly
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Sybly

No negative vote. Well written and true.

Reality.........it's Traumatic
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Reality.........it's Traumatic

R-“It snuck under the tent without paying, and worse still, IT IS NOT EMBARASSED ABOUT having done it, …”
dp wtfs don’t care, and worse, they don’t care, that they don’t care.

Greg the bunion slayer
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Greg Ladavotich

So I guess “Podiatric Proctology” is up for grabs?

Student Loan Debt $237,923
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Student Loan Debt $237,923

Podiatric Opthamology. Looking at money.

ToeLegit2Quit
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ToeLegit2Quit

Shthead Tymes: Make sure you have good shoes. Shoes with space for toes. Feet can grow and feet move when you walk, so you want space for the toes. Expensive shoe does not mean a good shoe. Chose your shoe wisely and make sure you see a podiatrist for shoes. Thank you Mr dp wtf.

Long Island
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Long Island

I read that press release. It was pathetic on “buying children’s shoes”.
“The shoe must must not bend in the middle. The foot bends where the toes bend.”
Someone please tell Barry (the poster boy for a NERD) that his daily news is not anything like orthopedic foot
and ankle surgery.

Sybly
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Sybly

Hope he’s board certified with such great insight

Thanh Dumh
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Thanh Dumh

LOL–good one Sytlby. Mr Solomonons Such profound words, your DP WTF is showing.

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