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A STORY !

A STORY !

Barry Block called his three best friends to his home. 

He tells them “you know how they say you can’t take it with you” ? 

Well I’m gonna prove they are wrong.  I’m going to give each of you $500,000. 

When I die, I’d like you to put the money in my casket.  They all agreed to do this.

He soon dies.

His first friend, Ira Krauss, goes to the casket and deposits a bag into the casket. 

His second friend, Michael King, puts a similar bag in the casket. 

His third friend, Hal Ornstein, puts a bag in the casket. 

After the funeral, they all go out for a drink together. 

After a few drinks, Ira  tells them “I have to be honest.  I only put back $400,000.  I used the other hundred thousand to buy more shares in TALAR.” 

His second friend, Michael, says “well to be honest I only put in $250,000.  My consulting business really hasn’t been all that good and there was a Porsche that I really wanted to buy.”  

His third friend, Hal, expressed his shock and dismay.

“How could you guys do that ?  He always took care of us with PM Magazine.  What you all did was disgraceful. 

I put the entire $500,000 back in his casket.  Every bit of it.  In fact, to make sure nothing happened, I wrote him a check for the money.”

Brought to you by the AAPPM.  The place where people have to be told this was a joke, not a recommendation.

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Subshop Fraudmont
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Subshop Fraudmont

How old is too old to still work. After 70, shit you got what 5-7 more years of ok existence, then the feces hits the fan? You give all the loot back to the health care hustlers. Fuck it. Stop working.

Sloppy Foot
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Sloppy Foot

Likely around 5 years IF Your health is ok. However, over 65 yo you’re lucky. Who ever really needs to work is fucked. That’s stinks especially how tragic life was.

Eddy Mex
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Eddy

How old is too old to work? I suppose it depends on what you do: Lawyers, psychiatrists, IM, FM, surgery is a perishable skill; and outside healthcare, like Warren Buffet (95) are still steaming along. Authors, artists, actors, many do it till they keel. Podiatrists have a shelf life though, maybe 49 should be the cut off. Maybe they should give pods a stipend for not starting at all, who knows? Considering the potential for criminal follies take up jail space…hmm, make that 35. At about 50 the shitty stuff kicks in: BP, Cardiac, pulmonary, DM, and general rot in… Read more »

robert bijak
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robert bijak

“Pods cripple more children than polio”! Beautiful. Only Eddy can summarize so succinctly.

Marilyn Fentoon
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Marilyn Fentoon

Here’s a funny sentence!

” Just finished first day of our Buffalo Seminar. ”

From that guy that keeps shitting on podiatry and Daniel, YET STILL SUPPORTS IT AND GOES VOLUNTARILY TO ITS MEETINGS EVEN THOUGH HE SAYS HES “RETIRED” AND IN HIS SEVENTIES.

robert bijak
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robert bijak

One thing about a Jack ass like Fentoon. You can literally give him the correct answer and he still GETS IT WRONG. HIS HATE IS > THAN HIS IQ.

Marilyn Fentoon
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Marilyn Fentoon

“Starve them financially”, BUT willingly support them financially and with your time when “retired” since after 40years of work in the most amazing place on Gods green earth you still NEED lots of options and back up plans in mid 70s.

Past Member
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Past Member

SERIOUSLY ! ! !

I was very disappointed to learn that Hal Ornstein was embezzling from the AAPPM.
I had already separated myself from the AAPPM so my own personal dues money was not stolen.
I only hope !

robert bijak
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robert bijak

Oreinstein is a slickster and podiatry has too many of them to be legitimate. Though there are a lot of honest pods who mean well, that limited dpm and pods history of fraud is so well established, making a living is a challenge which stresses the virtue of these men. It all goes back to the weak medical license. There is a SLIVER (NOT SILVER!) of a chance for pods to take the USMLE and get on the mainstream tack guys like the PRESIDENT OF THE NY POD TECHNICIAN’S SOCIETY, JAMES HANNA IS AGAINST PODS TAKING THE USMLE. It would… Read more »

Marilyn Fentoon
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Marilyn Fentoon

You’re a slickster too man. You voluntarily pay and do not practice? Is that not true? What the f? You should not shitting on Daniel. He actually DOES podiatry and needs to pay, you don’t need to pay, you wanna keep that “license” alive in your mid 70s-why?!?! just in case? in case of what? In your mid 70s you still need to work? That’s failure man. What To be an “expert” consultant on linkyins? You should be consulting a nursing home-maybe pay willingly some dues /fees for that man

robert bijak
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robert bijak

You can give a sensible answer to a podiatrist yet his narrow mind and internal hate will eschew it repeating the illogic his brain produces. One can’t take something broken (psychopathology) and expect sense to come out of it. I recognize the same immaturity in high school and junior college thinkers. ‘Fetoon’ will continue to repeat (actually “bleat”) his same song. He did this about a year ago and it appears that he hasn’t been able to evolve his thinking. To me, the lack of sophistication of the ‘Fetoon’ type of thinker is what makes podiatry a secondary trade. I… Read more »

Marilyn Fentoon
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Marilyn Fentoon

You shit on Daniel and others for still doing podiatry as old men, YET you in fact support it willingly/voluntarily because of…… “just in case” –“just in case” of WHAT? You did it for 40 (FORTY) years? You still don’t have enough money? Mid 70s and still don’t have enough? ! That’s sad. Thought CNN and FOX State media told you capitalism is super duper amazing. That’s sounds horrible to still be working as an old man in case of “economic collapse”….that’s a tale of two titties. And then you shit on communism? Well, enjoy all the freedumb of sitting… Read more »

Marilyn Fentoon
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Marilyn Fentoon

Ask Robert abt that, he appeared to have just willingly and voluntarily paid these scum for learning about feet even though he claims to be “retired” and well in his seventies. Yet shits on Daniel (Daniel is still doing feet), apparently maybe Robert is still doing feet. bc he continues to voluntarily pay for more “education” by scum.

robert bijak
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robert bijak

Nice try Festoon but you lose again. I answered your INCORRET ASSESMENT IN THE PREVIOUS TOPIC BLOG. When THE LAW MANDATES SOMETHING IT IS NOT VOLUNTARY. You don’t think too deeply do you?

robert bijak
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robert bijak

BTW, Chaskin supports the APMA I DON’T. I PAY THE NON MEMBER FEE. I don’t support the TEACHER’s UNION EXTORTION ON CITIZENS, BUT LIKEWISE I MUST PAY THE TEACHER TAX (SCHOOL TAX) SO AS NOT TO LOSE MY HOUSE.

Marilyn Fentoon
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Marilyn Fentoon

It’s NOT your house. It’s the governments house and they regulate and own YOU. You simply have a limited equity stake in their property and when ya sell, they tax. insurance, fee, and expense the shit outta ya man. Enjoy that freedumb

Marilyn Fentoon
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Marilyn Fentoon

Listen, why do you still pay-you’re NOT practicing any more? All those talk and no balls/sac. Sounds like the limp dick boyz or other Trumpo supporters…LOL. Lotsa talk and NO ACTION. Status quo.
BTW: Daniel supports them because he still does podiatry, YOU DONT. Why are still paying voluntarily? ! And you’re in the mid seventies-must be some work obscecssion odd thing

robert bijak
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robert bijak

To those who questioned: Why? I CAN INJECT. I CAN PRESCRIBE. I can treat warts. THAT REQUIRES A LICENSE! I do this OCCASIONALY TO FRIENDS AND RELATIVES (my grandson had a wart!) AT NO CHARGE. If YOU, in your sick mind, call that “still practicing” fine, that’s YOUR definition. I do what I WANT, AND DO IT LEGALLY. NOTHING, ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING YOU SAY CAN OR WILL CHANGE THAT nor my opinion of podiatrist like you. YOUR HATE FOR ME HAS REACHED THE LEVEL OF PSYCHOPATHOLOGY and you are repeating what you did LAST YEAR. How about something constructive? Of course… Read more »

Marilyn Fentoon
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Marilyn Fentoon

“Starve them financially” “Pods never retire” etc..hypocrite

ToeLegit2Quit
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ToeLegit2Quit

You owe Danny Boy an apology.

Past Member
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Past Member

Dr. Bijik,

Are you still practicing ? I was under the assumption you are retired from corns, calluses and bunions.
I wonder if Dr. Dan Chiskin is still singing podiatry songs………….

Marilyn Fentoon
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Marilyn Fentoon

No he’s a bullshit artist. In his mid 70s and still PAY willingly to maintain a “license” to do podiatry. Then SHITS on other podiatrists like Daniel and others who as elderly men still do podiatry. Maybe they’re in economic peril ?

robert bijak
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robert bijak

After many many repetitions, I’ll try one more time. I maintain a full technician license and full DEA license. I retired my ACFAS BOARD CERTIFICATION. I do not have a daily practice any more. I maintain my license for many already enumerated reasons. I see family and friends prn pro bono. I define “retirement” as not needing to go to work if I don’t want to. It’s how I choose to live. You can choose your own way and your own definition. I suggest to those of you who “just don’t get it” to review the definitions of DENOTATION AND… Read more »

ToeLegit2Quit
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ToeLegit2Quit

You need to issue Danny Boy an apology Robert

robert bijak
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robert bijak

I apologize to all MD’S, ATTORNEY’S, AND LEGISLATORS for the existence of podiatry. The above commentaries come from podiatrists so you can see why podiatry is an immature profession. The whole is the sum of its ‘farts’.

robert bijak
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robert bijak

I replied but the post WAS REMOVED!

Paul Bunion
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Freddy

Dr. Bijack. Treating friends and family pro bono? Do you carry malpractice insurance in your state? Do you know it’s illegal to practice, even pro Bono without malpractice insurance?

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