Yes it’s time for the weird and wonderful. There are tons of gag gifts and weird stuff that only a Podiatrist or someone who is friends with a Podiatrist would purchase. This stuff is weird and odd but there is a market for it, so I went through Amazon and picked out the five weirdest and oddest Podiatry Gifts you can purchase for a Podiatrist in your life.
1. Yes the Foot Whisperer T Shirt. There are some odd shirts Podiatry related but who would not want to walk proudly down the street in a Foot Whisperer T Shirt? That is not odd or anything.
2. Podiatrist certified Bad Ass Mug. I mean who wouldn’t want this? This just screams cool. There is totally a market for Podiatrists who want “bad ass” written on their coffee mug.
3. Ah Yes, what a Podiatrist could not do without. Why yes, a World’s Sexiest Podiatrist notebook! This is perfect for the sexy Podiatrist, which we all know are numbered in the millions.
4. To be honest are you even a Podiatry office if you dont have a Podiatrist street sign? Seriously!
5. Combine Trump and Trump’s slogan and what do you get? The perfect Podiatrist T Shirt: Make America Walk Again
Podiatrist Plans to Build Healthy Amusement Park–wow. wee! Get ready DP WTFS! Ride the ritter to the shitter. White elephant table filled with old socks, shoes, and orthodicks (sex toys). Next, go into a model plane in first class, put on a name badge that says: national foot klub prez. You made it baby!! Now–Stuff your face with expensed shrimp, steak, and dessert as you enjoy your “flight”–after the ride, there will be an expensed taxi to take you to the model deluxe hotel where you can look through 3 ring binders and look serious for some photo ops (extra… Read more »
From shlock’s rag time propaganda bullshit–“He completed a “podiatric residency” (what IS that-they do not exist-ONLY MD and DO ACGME programs are residencies per AMA) with the added credential in Reconstructive Rearfoot/Ankle Surgery”–what the f does that even mean?
Do real doctors, FACS, ABMS recognize this podiatrical theatrical? So, forehoof “surgery’ is NOT “reCONstructive”? It seems to be more haughty language to impress the dolts and of course, EXTRACT money from Danny Boys et al. Most of these “reCONstructions” are done on julios, jacksons, or jim bobs.
Couldn’t have said it better myself. Nice sum of the podiatric CON.
Also, your statement regarding podiatry CONferences was very true: “A carnival of the conned. ” A bunch of simps, saps, and the working poor peacocking around the pineapple chunks and cheap prepackaged pastry as they stuff their pockets and corporate branded tote bags with tea bags. Strutting around with multi colored name badges for compliance and silence. Fkg losers. Whadda expect with foot shysters? How do they face themselves? …never mind.
Stay flatulent, when you’re neck deep in the p.
YES!. Podiatry was silly fart bubbles of a festering swamp.
A swamp of fraud, propaganda, misdirects, branding/marketing-imbeciles dancing to the corporate beat with no feet!
Next day, no change. Now Block prints about “SMELLY FEET” AND A PLEA TO GET MONEY FOR TAKING OUT AN IMPLANT BECAUSE PEOPLE AREN’T BORN WITH THEM! Pod BERENTER pleads Code line (Come on man) advocate for the pods not diminish them. Apparently it’s MONEY that doesn’t diminish podiatry. Not that they don’t know anything doesn’t seem to diminish them in pod’s eyes. Pods have used MONEY AS THEIR MEASURE since their inception at the Harlem Franchise location. And, forget FORESKIN FOR DFU’S. NOW ITS FISH SKIN! Neither which has much permanent healing anyway. And of course BARRY BLOCK’S DAY… Read more »
Block is laughing at podiatry while taking its money. FOAM SHOES HA HA HA. Girl pod EJODAMEN SHOBAWALE (no I didn’t hit the wrong keys that’s the name) talks about SWEATY FEET. Pearls about selling shoe inserts. Then a crook wants to bill removing an implant before a fusion. The foot crook has to be told YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE IMPLANT OUT BEFORE DOING THE FUSION, YOU STUPID TECHNICIAN, SO DON’T BILL IT YOU CROOKED PODIATRIST. (Hey, it doesn’t hurt to ask. There may be $$ in it!). Block thinks that anyone cares that an Australian CHIROPODIATRIST GOT A… Read more »
Diversity theatre! Bread and circus! Sinking ship. Come on down, it’s the greatest show on Earth. See different colors of folks, gender benders, sex changed whack jobs, trannies, different genitalia, no genitalia, purple pubes, no pubes, that is what we need. Put them front and center, yet nothing changes. In the those propaganda glossies and marketing swill, put those faces smiling and colorful! That will definitely “change” things…WTF. Stupid is as stupid does. And the majority buys into this shit show bc they can’t think to save their lives.
Some pod (Hugh again?) is NERVOUS that the con of podiatry is being exposed. It’s tough to PLAY DOCTOR in the LIGHT.
Illegitimate endeavors need PROPS to APPEAR relevant. MD’s don’t need T-shirts saying, “I keep people walking by keeping their blood sugar normal”! or, MD’S don’t need PERMISSION from podiatrists to do ANYTHING!’