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Yes, someone actually wrote a joke book dedicated to Podiatry

Yes, someone actually wrote a joke book dedicated to Podiatry

I cannot believe it myself, but yes, someone actually took the time to put together a joke book based solely on Podiatry. I wonder if the joke book on Podiatry will contain any puns using the word heal? or sole? Who is to say? Who is to know? Better question is who is going to buy?

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robert bijak
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robert bijak

Sybly you miss the point. PODIATRISTS HAVE NO PLACE AT THE TABLE TO TREAT THESE PATIENTS. YOU ARE FORBIDDEN BY LAW AS A WTF TO PRESCRIBE OR CHANGE MEDICINE FOR A SYSTEMIC CONDITION. PODIATRIST DON’T PRESCRIBE CHOLESTEROL LOWERING MEDICINE PERIOD. The point (as far as podiatry is concerned) was of ACADEMIC interest which in the present day seems to be of little interest to the profession. Remaining LIMITED seems to be what podiatry chooses.

Rufus Schmeck
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Rufus Schmeck

Podiatry was to medicine, as a porn “star” was to acting.

Bozoblum
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Bozoblum

Drop to drop, drip to drip, dust to dust, rittler to rittler. Ride it up, ride it down. Metal pan with nail trimmings, dead skin. Metallic shiny pan. Blue drop cloth/chuk, with a little bit of blood on it from that dead skin trimming. Maybe some guaze, or koban, tape, blood, shiny metal pan I love you. You are worth $321,327 worth of misery. Bunion? Single? White? Female? Neurotic? Lotsa cats? You betcha! Sign her up for some bunionology. Drip to drip. Drop to drop. Dust to dust. As DP WTFS we rust. Is it 5PM yet? Time to hit… Read more »

robert bijak
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robert bijak

CAUGHT YOU! A DEAR LITTLE LIFER IS READING “PODIATRY POST” AND GETTING UPSET AT THE TRUTH. MAYBE IT’S BARRY BLOCK BUT FOR SURE IT’S A DELUDED PODIATRIC LIFER LOVER. PROOF: Both Eddy and I simply reported a medically scientific study and THE UNSEEN, INSECURE, LIFER VOTED A MINUS! Apparently, telling the truth is bad enough for a podiatrist but even citing mainstream literature goes against the grain of A FOOT SALESMEN FRAUD! What insecure mind and personality is so UNOBJECTIVE that it OPPOSES A SCIENTIFIC STUDY? See Mr. Legislator? See Mr. Insurance Executive? See Mr. Attorney? and See Mr. John… Read more »

Bozoblum
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Bozoblum

Heh Roberto, they got only 26cm or so to play with. You got to create needs and sell swill to eek out that living. That’s why high heel horrors, sun tar warnings, socks/warmth, callouses feel like porcupine needles, wear proper shoes during winter times, foot heart attacks, sock drives, smelly feet, foot chocolates, xmas time footwear tips, and smiley baldly aging photoshopped womyn DP WTFS are on that funny funny website.

Greg the bunion slayer
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Greg Ladavotich

Let’s see… fuck up a hammertoe sx; pt comes in with “snausage toe”?. Easy fix: cortisone injection, coban, 20550… badda bing, badda boom. Don’t bill a 99212, it’s part of the po time window. You’re welcome.

Validation
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Validation

Validation. Confirmation. Shit smells. It smells like shit. The APMA announced their new podcast series. Anal sphincters King and Lehrman, through which the APMA feces flow, announce how these podcasts are so very important. You must smell the roses, err in this case crap. So what are the podcasts about ? Bone metabolism ? Achilles’ tendon repair ? Ankle arthritis ? Atopic dermatitis ? Nope. It’s coding and making money. There’s your validation. Your confirmation. Your executive directors decision making. Money. Not knowledge. Money. Not academics. King and Lehrman. Christina giving away your money faster than feces flowing in a… Read more »

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Validation

I would not be one bit surprised if James Christina, Jeffrey Lehrman and Michael King are all sharing the same hotel room at The National.

Not Sibley
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Not Sibley

I liked that shit worm and cesspool metaphor regarding footologists

robert bijak
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robert bijak

Isn’t that interesting. A “Med Page” article indicates the counter intuitive concept that LOW CHOLESTEROL MAY BE PARTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR NEUROPATHY IN DIABETES! The simple concept is that Neurons can’t regenerate “insulating” lipids on their own so while we (No, not we, only the MD’s. We can’t) are lowering LDL it may be actually contributing to the Neruopathy! Of course this is purely an ACADEMIC EXCERCISE (for the few podiatrists that care about science) BECAUSE PODIATRIST JUST CAN’T TREAT OR PRESCRIBE ANTI CHOLESTEROL MEDICINE OR CHANGE A PRESCRIPTION. That’s the PURVIEW OF DOCTORS ONLY, and the Legislators just can’t see… Read more »

Eddy Mex
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Eddy

In an older study by AAN statins may actually contribute to neuropathy:
https://www.aan.com/PressRoom/Home/PressRelease/82

Generally if statins, atorvastatin (Lipitor), simvastatin (Zocor) aren’t brining LDL down adding a PCSK9 inhibitor (Ezetamide), which requires extensive documentation that LDL isn’t moving down is in order. Lots of folks are still on the fence with statins and musculoskeletal problems. Interesting stuff—You’ve got to know what meds your patients are on!

Sybly
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Sybly

Nice comments eddy but as podiatrist we wouldn’t eliminate cholesterol lowering medication and risk stroke ….

robert bijak
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robert bijak

NO,NO,NO BARRY BLOCK. You’re not going to slip that junk on us without a critique of Truth. How’s your Bank Account you BAD FOR PODIATRY MAN? All that hoopla about the greatest profession and all those BIG NEW YORK EGOS and where is New York? 90% still can’t touch a wart on an ankle and big time foot technicians tell you calluses should trimmed to skin level. That’s desperate filler for the ex pod, ex lawyer. Hell, May Wah at the NY oriental nail salon can answer that. And, Barry Blocks fall back on J. Sutera AGAIN who says “ill… Read more »

Bozoblum
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Bozoblum

Seeing a podiatrist was like owning a home.

A fucking waste.

robert bijak
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robert bijak

Oh Eddy! Thanks anyway for the referenced article, but it looks too complicated. If I wanted to know about electrolytes I would have gone to MEDICAL SCHOOL instead of Foot Technician School. I’ll leave that DR. stuff to the MD’s. It’s easier just to call myself DR. Surgeon without knowing about fluids and blood and stuff. My customers (patients) don’t know any better and podiatrists have been making a fortune, living & dressing “just like” without sophisticated academics for the last 100 years. The APMA is looking after us. They keep bribing legislators and insurance executives and have done a… Read more »

Idiot Usmell
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Idiot Usmell

What type of car should i buy to impress those customers (“patients”)?

Honey Stone Bone
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Honey Stone Bone

I cannot cannot cannot cannot believe that Barry was that fucken stupid to post that question by Dr. Udell .
Two fucken morons………………………………….. Barry and Elliott.

Eddy Mex
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Eddy

What type of car? Be bold, and get an ancient jalopy, and vanity tags that say SuxSfullDP, and some magnetic signs to slap on the sides that say: Wound care, microscopic laser surgery, bunions and hammertoes – A van with a used pod chair is even better!

Honey Stone Bone
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Honey Stone Bone

And don’t forget, “should I buy or lease” ?? And don’t forget, “do patients look to see what kind of car their doctor drives” ?? FUCKEN moron YOUDELL.

Bozoblum
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Bozoblum

LOL. That was the level of intellect at that funny propaganda “business” site. Really. What type of car should I buy to impress the customers. F/u qsn, should I lease or buy, should I dye my pubes, and is Robert still banned. LOL.

Not anything about cytokines, biochem, physio, etc…..Naaaah. Customers look at cars and then make determinations if that person is good or not. What a fucking idiot.
Focus on really impt things, like cars. What a fucking idiot. Idiot Usmell–LOVE IT.

Eddy Mex
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Eddy

Wow—I read the post by that P-man at the often spoken about managerial site. It’s overall embarrassing to any pod to hold themselves out proffering advice about ‘hydration’—How in the world do ‘pediatric surgeons’ NOT have a basic knowledge of electrolytes? That’s a ‘know it like the back of your hand’ surgical prerequisite. I just have to shake my head like Jed Clampett after Jethro wanted to be a brain surgeon. Anyone who posts at that site would benefit the readers with the link from the ACS: https://www.facs.org/~/media/files/education/core%20curriculum/fluids_electrolytes.ashx Please, this will HELP the foot surgeons understand that there is more… Read more »

Strip Mall Dietry
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Strip Mall Dietry

Podiatricians and real medicine/surgery. It was like a blind man writing a book about art appreciation.

Strip Mall Dietry
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Strip Mall Dietry

Maybe those DP WTFS can suggest gatormade or some other sugery/corn syrup shit drink

Bozoblum
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Bozoblum

What do you get when you cross a Barry with a Harry

A cesspool filled with baseball caps

robert bijak
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robert bijak

You’ll note that Barry Block regularly goes to the SAME BASE OF LIFERS to get filler for his foot business blog when things are slow. One regular is Robert Weiss. An older wtf, he still must feel he has to advertise to turn a buck otherwise why would a anybody who was busy bother? Weiss must be EXTRA DELUDED. He thinks he’s a DOCTOR. What is a PODIATRIST doing ( A NON MD, A guy forbidden by law to treat anything systemic) TALKING ABOUT HYDRATION? How much electrolyte balancing, ion gap calculating, I.V hydration ordering DOES THIS OLD WTF DO?… Read more »

Eddy Mex
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eddy

Here’s a nice article on electrolyte management from the ACS:

https://www.facs.org/~/media/files/education/core%20curriculum/fluids_electrolytes.ashx

Rosenslum
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Rosenslum

value coupons, we cater to cowards, “Free” foot exam. LOLOLOLOL

Rosenslum
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Rosenslum

2 DP WTFS walk into a bar. They then opened up their mouths.

Sybly
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Sybly

Recent study showed hip and knee operations shorter time then expected-Medicare reimbursement based on this among other factors so ….. all Podiatry E and M procedures ok???? Hmmm

Not Sibly
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Not Sibly

Podiatry Failed. What else is there to say?

Eddy Mex
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Eddy

It’s P time! Meanwhile, back at the institute, AKA the OCPM was a group collectively known as “the underground,” intent on using P school as a jump off point into medical school. A brilliant ex-DP hooked up with an upstart Caribbean school (now relocated after a name change to Barbados-a relatively retched island but for the bizarre caves and tunnels. Hard to fathom that almost a mile beneath the center of Barbados is a ‘tourist’ version of the island’s intricate caves…we’re talking the Jesse James version of his hideout in Missouri. Stalagmite and a stalagmites and rumored to be the… Read more »

Captain dmp
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Captain dmp

Podiatry was mostly fraud. It was grounded mainly in fraud.

Strip Mall Office
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Strip Mall Office

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Flip flopathies and hot tar dangers.

Knock, knock.
Are you wearing socks?
Yes, to keep my feet warm.
Wow, how did you learn that?
BM “news”

Honey Stone Bone
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Honey Stone Bone

If Barry Block only understood how much of an embarrassment “both he and his PM News” is to the profession.
I do not believe he is a law school graduate. He is a fool, indeed ! And maybe his retarded looking son is taking photos at the luncheon to see drunken Mendicino and overweight Rembrandt inducted into his lifetime hall of losers.

robert bijak
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robert bijak

oops! ERRATUM! PLA-2 SHOULD READ sPLA2-IIA to be accurate. PLA2 Antibodies are more for Nephropathy determinations where sPLA2 is a phospholipid associated with a CVD vascular inflammatory response. Reference: Medical Lab Observer, June 2019, Vol. 51, No 6, pages 8-12. Endless apologies.

robert bijak
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robert bijak

Just what this NON MD TRADE needs. More embarrassment. Is this author a Pod? (must be) See how podiatry is used mainly as a springboard to get rich? Make a few bucks from a book. I can’t say I appreciate the caricature of the big lipped, big glasses technician staring at feet. Podiatry can’t take itself seriously because it’s not serious. This isn’t a book about which genomic mutation causes a HAV propensity in a fetus or what biochemical inflammatory markers are specific for fasciitis or the relationship of PLA-2 testing in accessing vascular disease. No, its a NY City… Read more »

Bozoblum
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Bozoblum

How do you know when a podiatrist is lying?
When their lips are moving.

Greg the bunion slayer
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Greg Ladavotich

“How many Podiatrist jokes are there? None, they’re all facts.”- The only legit line there…

Not Sibly
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Not Sibly

When 2 pods got together it was to fleece (clip) each other.

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