Practice Management Jokes

What do you call an AAPPM member with a million dollar a year practice ?

A Defendant.

What did the FABI member say after he told a patient “no you do not require
an ultrasound guided injection with an injection kit”.

“Thanks for waking me up.  I was having a nightmare”.

What does the APMA have in common with the postal service ?

Both take your money, and neither one delivers.

What should you study to be an active IPED member ?

Your Miranda rights.