Voltaire said:
“If you want to know who controls you, look at those you are not allowed to criticize”.
First it was Glenn Gastworth.
Now it’s James Christina.
And the APMA.
They ban, they censor, they marginalize, they vilify anyone who dares to criticize the inner sanctum. Anyone who objects to the self serving actions of the APMA BOD.
Analingus rules the APMA.
So if you wish to get ahead, follow the rules.
There are Ass Dictators and Ass Kissers.
What are the rules to follow ?
Wash your butt APMA BOD and ED. It’s the least you can do for those who wish to get ahead, sell their wares and manipulate the profession.
Keep the illusion that you are clean.
For those wishing to climb the APMA tree: Brush your teeth following analingus.
Be careful with your fangs: Don’t injure the ED or BOD members.
Try mixing the strokes with a flat tongue or repeated tip stimulation.
Get on your hands and knees for better access.
Practice. Analingus requires practice. You must find something good to say about everybody. EVERYBODY. This will keep you and the APMA, front and center.
Here are key phrases which are universally applicable:
“You look good. Fat ? You’re not fat. Who said you’re fat. Hell nobody buttons their jackets anymore”.
“When’s the next Talar Medical stock holders meeting ? I brought my cash to sign on. So what time do I lecture at the APMA National meeting”.
“That was a great talk you just gave. Don’t mind me, I always vomit this time every day”.
“You have to admire Brads dedication to education. He’s the kind of guy I’d want my daughter to marry. Him or doc doc”.
“We need something different at our meetings. Hey I have an idea. How about a lecture on onychomycosis from Bryan or Warren or Tracy or Matt or Mike”.
“We need PM News, yalmuka’s and Christmas ornaments. I was thinking ties, but ties are controversial”.
“It’s really something how the average podiatrist doesn’t appreciate what you guys on the BOD really do”.
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