Darren : honest Abe orthotics ? Not a bad idea. Rumor has it that without orthotics, honest Abe was only 5’6”.
Great idea Darren. Regionalizing and personalizing orthotics could mean big bucks.
Some ideas:
If they don’t relieve your foot pain, it’s because the orthotic is racist. Popular for round ball players. Endorsed by The NBA. Free obamathoics for illegitimate children.
Weilathotics
Only work in “Chicagoland”. Help relieve pain while walking around Greece. Maintain balance during anal sex. Pre-weilathotic ultrasound examination required.
Chicagothotics
Bullet proof arch supports for your shoes. Endorsed by Rahm Emanuel following payment of said fee.
Irathotics
Reinforced for support of the hopelessly obese, Irathotics control the center of gravity for those whose waist circumference equals their height. Use formula pi r2 to determine appropriate posting.
Blockathotic
Designed to fit the shoe of the day.
Producer reserves the right to deny blockathotic to anyone who dares to question the need for blockathotics.
Lapathotic
New !! Offers triplane pronation control. Remember, current orthotics fail in 73% of cases.
Christinathotic
Supports the arch while walking around exhibit halls. No brain function required for use. Matching pair of Lehrmanathotics available.
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