Embarrassing really. Is that what you thought Podiatry would be when you signed on ? Massage the foot with creams ? Treating sweaty feet ? Selling crap products. Nice. And the picture of the desperate housewife half naked in the ad ?
For all we know shoes give him the hubba hubba.
Then we have commentary on the Lapiplasty. You know, another pioneering pod claiming one week healing from a Lapidus. One week. Shit, I can’t get a wart removal to heal in one week. One week for a Lapidus to heal. Thank you Dr. Dayton and DeHeer for the magical bone healing you have given us. Do I smell a Nobel prize ?
An ad from Rhett the flea hotel with floppy ears who like his master jumps at anything that moves. Tell us you don’t need anything more than a PAS for fungal nails. “It’s all about the patient”. Woof woof woof.
Love the photo of all those Florida students wearing scrubs. Appropriate. Most closely resembles the prison outfits they’ll be wearing in the future. Ahhh Florida. Home of Medicare fraud and abuse. Dream on students. You’ll be surgeons.
And of course the APMA President offers his answer to the proposed Medicare don’t think pods are worth paying much cutbacks. “Write in” he says. Yes indeed. Great idea. That’ll work. Sign a pre-constructed idiotic letter from the APMA.
I can see it now in Senatorial offices. “Oh we were going to cut their payments but they object. Get the president on the phone now”. Nothing moves congress or CMS like a swell of complaints from non-MDs. Good one Executive Director and President. There’s your APMA. Facing a reliever with a 95 MPH fastball, with an 0-2 count, and looking for the curve ball. They didn’t see this one coming, and it’s “swing batter batter batter”.
And finally Kent State. Another seminar. Another awards dinner. A golf day. If you can’t make money in practice, you make it off of other stupid and desperate podiatrists.
Foot facial or foot fascial ?
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